Why the name Ranch Chimp? it was in humour because, science says that humans have similar DNA to a chimpanzee,so I felt some way related biologically to a chimpanzee. 2nd, everytime I was out of Texas on a vacation or for whatever reason I’m always asked things like, do I live on a ranch?,or have cattle? so I commonly call Dallas the Ranch. "Politically Depressed" was also humour inspired by the 1993- 2002 Bill Maher TV/ tele show "Politically Incorrect".
Monday, January 18, 2010
TEXAS GOP GUBERNATORIAL PRIMARY DEBATE HIGHLIGHT'S .... Did I vote for Rick? .... You Betcha! .... : )
Let me first point out that this "highlight's" clip was chopped to piece's and edited to create this piece for entertainment purposes. I did vote for Governor Rick Perry a couple time's as well. So why would I vote for a man like this to be Texas Governor? Well ... the same reason I voted for GW Bush for Governor .... because they both pretty much dont do a damn thing ... both of these guy's are amongst the biggest slacker's you could ever find in American politic's. :) (which worked fine in Texas, but in Washington it dont work, as you seen with GW Bush) You see ... when Bush for instance, like Rick were Governor's ... you never heard from them ... and all they done was look cute for the camera's .... which was fine by me. In other word's ... stay out of my business and your cool with me, I alway's, like many other Texan's are gonna do whatever the Hell we want to do anyway's .... Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! :)
Also let me add that this is not the first time a woman has ran or been Governor of Texas ... Texas has had women Governor's before ... and actually one of the first state's to have a woman as Governor for that matter with former Gov.Miriam "Ma" Ferguson (D) who served twice as Governor ... 1925-1927 and 1933-1935.
Now the only problemo is .... when time's and budget's get tighter ... or there are some serious issue's that need attention ... you cant have these type's trying to do a job .... because it wont get done. For year's we been mostly doing great, at least a Hell of alot better employment wise, business wise and such than any of the rest of the nation, with minimal regulation .... and damn near everything goes. I mean ... the shit you can do and get away with in a place like Texas ... you could never get away with in most other state's.
I listened to the entire debate ... and frankly speaking both Hutchison and Perry sounded lost .... and half the time during a question ... were so out of touch with everything ... they just could smile. It was probably the most senseless and dumbest debate that I have ever heard in my life ... I just couldnt stop laughing. And if I were Rick ... I would have kept my mouth shut more instead of reading off stat's on job creation and revenue's and such. After all .... what does your competition have to run on ... the economy? Well .... try to convince Texan's how bad it is when our unemployment rate although increased ... is still one of the best in the nation .... and how awful the economy is when still having a fairly thriving economy. Believe me .... there are many state's who wish they were in our shoe's right now. So shut the Hell up .... and you may win Sir! :)
Also let me point out that business owner, Mrs.Debra Medina is the 3rd candidate in this debate here. Also note that the date at the top of the video pre-start is incorrect ... it was NOT 2009 .... but 2010. Is this because a Texan posted it? YOU BETCHA! :)
Sorry about the way the video is cut off on the right, but some YouTube video's wont fit the allowed window's of the blog, and I couldnt find another of it. Did I at least try? YOU BETCHA! :)
Highlights of Texas Gov. Debate Jan 14, 2009 ... Thanx to RICKPERRY4GOVERNOR
BONUS FEATURE: And for a little entertainment ... a former Gubernatorial candidate who lost to Gov.Rick Perry in the last election ...Mr.Kinky Friedman does one of the classic's .... "I'm proud to be an Asshole from El Paso" ......
Asshole From El Paso ... Thanx to EXECUTIONERFIVE
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I've always been a proponent of the theory that if you don't do anything, at least nothing gets screwed up. It's been a great defense for my union brothers and sisters at disciplinary hearings.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see this validated at a state level by Governors Perry and Bush.
Well, they do say that the government that governs best governs least. If Bush had never done anything at all as President, we might have been better off.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that Texas had a woman governor as early as 1925. That's only five years after women even got the vote, nationally.
I have that old school thinking that if it aint broke, dont fix it. But as I said .... when thing's need to get done, it's a different ballgame. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ..."great defense at disciplinary hearing's" (?) ... I love it! And if they dont "get it" ... just tell em ... "well fuck ya'll if you cant take a joke" .... :)
ReplyDeleteValidation locally? Oh Hell ya Bubba, you can justify and validate pissing on an Armadillo in this state ... and validate it as progress. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. :)
Thanx for your input here and visit Mr.Truth ......
"If Bush never done anything as President, we may have been better off" ... Exactly Guy! that's what I was banking on... we had a nice surplus, and thing's werent to bad ...but I didnt anticipate 9/11 and that he would want to invade Iraq ... so when the shit hit the fan ... and I thought to myself I voted for this fella ... I said "oop's". :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I almost forgot that women just shortly before "Ma" Ferguson couldnt even vote ... damn time flies! We also had Ann Richards in my time as Governor too (Biker Grandma), actually the ole buddy who passed that I wrote about Joe Christ ran for Governor in Texas as well back in the 1980's, if I recall correctly he got about a couple thousand vote's too. :)
Thanx fer stopping by and throwin in a couple buck's!