Why the name Ranch Chimp? it was in humour because, science says that humans have similar DNA to a chimpanzee,so I felt some way related biologically to a chimpanzee. 2nd, everytime I was out of Texas on a vacation or for whatever reason I’m always asked things like, do I live on a ranch?,or have cattle? so I commonly call Dallas the Ranch. "Politically Depressed" was also humour inspired by the 1993- 2002 Bill Maher TV/ tele show "Politically Incorrect".
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
DONALD THE GREAT- AD 2019: "And from this Stump, I shall Call Thee TRUMP" ... From the Commie Zone on the DMZ ... to a Donnie Throne by the Sea of Galilee ... The "Autocracy Prophecy" Edition ... (THE END MUST BE NEAR PT.14)
(left to right) Cyrus the Great and Donald the Great
This posting will serve as Part 14 of "The End Must Be Near" series of this journal/ blog. I have been absolutely amazed and entertained during this Trump Presidency, on all that President Trump has been made out to be ... although, every past President over several decades has been labeled as either an Antichrist, or a second coming of the Biblical Christ figure ... but the hysteria over Donald Trump has taken it to new levels, at least in my lifetime {:-) Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu is so blown away by President Trump, a new coin will made with Trump on it, and even comparing him to "Cyrus the Great", and decided to give him a town in the Golan Heights, to be called Trump ... "and from this stump, I shall call thee Trump, and on this land by the Sea of Galilee, shall be his throne" (Ranch Chimp 1:1) ... if that's not Biblical ... I don't know what is {:-) Even the mainstream media was in awe the other day when the Donald made those precious steps on the DMZ into commie North Korea ... all I can say is ... "it must be a miracle!" {:-) ... who could make such precious steps, without walking on water? It's also well known that President Trump likes McDonald's fast food, with his usual order of 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet- o- Fish sandwiches, and a large chocolate shake (Business Insider) ... now that's one hefty amount of calories, 4 sandwiches and a shake!? ... that's alot of grub for a lunch! I also figure that's what North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong- un (aka "Slim Kim") likes about Trump ... you know damn well, that even though several million may be hungry in NK, old Slim doesn't lack in his calorie intake. That's the catch ... Slim wants to make a deal for a bunch of McDonald's franchises, all of course owned by him, to be spread out all over NK.
I also wanted to dedicate this posting to Christian Evangelicals all over America, to show I'm a good sport (sometimes, other times I can be all up in your fundamoralist asses, like a priest on an altar boy, depending on the level of sillyism on y'alls part) ... even if I'm not Christian, and don't eat McDonald's, or support President Trump. I know how much he excites y'all though, and it's been fun watching and listening to all the prophecies about Donald the Great, and even the End Times parts. This is why it's in "The End Must Be Near" series ... because whenever we get something so extraordinary, like a man of Trump's caliber becoming President ... you can bet, it's prophecies galore, and a race to the last days! {:-) When putting together this posting, I couldn't help to think of that old familiar gospel favourite "How Great Thou Art", because of how great Donald is to so many. I remembered how that song brought tears to First Lady Melania's eyes when sang by Marlana VanHoose, during the Inaugural Prayer Service. So I chose a version of it by "Becoming the Archetype" out of Atlanta, to close out the posting with at the bottom for Melania and President Trump ... which I hope brings tears to the President's eyes ... be sure to crank it up, I have a good quality speaker and woofer system for my computer, specifically for music postings, and I really crank them. I will also include the song in the "RCJ MUSIC/ ARTS HONOUR ROLL SOCIETY" of this journal/ blog, for being such a well put together piece of music. I wanted to open below with Alabama Pastor John A. Kilpatrick and church members, with an opening prayer to protect President Trump from all the witchcraft that is attacking him. Pastor Kilpatrick has that old school style ... when a mother fucker pulls out his/ her handkerchief and starts patting their face and speaking in tongues, it don't get any better! Some links and video below to enjoy ... and have a great and fun apocalyptic adventure.
Word Out ....
Witchcraft and Trump ... Thanx to AL.com
***** CBN NEWS | STEVE WARREN: Trump Was Born on a 'Blood Moon'- Australian Pastor Points to Prophecy Being Fulfilled ... (newsread/ video)
***** THE GUARDIAN | HARRIET SHERWOOD: The chosen one? The new film that claims Trump's election was an act of God ... (newsread)
Israel group mints Trump coin to honour Jerusalem recognition ... Thanx to AP Archive
***** THE TIMES OF ISRAEL | ANDREW SILOW- CARROLL: Who is King Cyrus, and why did Netanyahu compare him to Trump? ... (newsread)
***** THE WASHINGTON POST | RUTH EGLASH: Netanyahu inaugurates Trump Heights, Israel's newest town on the Golan Heights ... (newsread/ video)
Kim Jong- un and Trump hold historic summit at DMZ and agree to resume working- level talks ... Thanx to ARIRANG NEWS
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Becoming the Archetype- How Great Thou Art ... Thanx to Big Zeke
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***** PD/ RCJ: "THE END MUST BE NEAR" ... PART'S 13 THRU 1
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***** RANCH CHIMP JOURNAL "WELCOME" POST
***** "THE RESISTANCE | PERILS OF THE POWER POSSE" ... ( a 2 part futuristic Ranch Chimp Journal dream to dream on )
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2 comments:
Cyrus was one of the greatest leaders in the history of the Middle East, and about as different from Trump as it's possible to get. Such comparisons are yet another reminder of the embarrassing ignorance of religious nuts.
At least it looks like that ridiculous commemorative coin is being produced by some private group (more religious nuts), not by the Israeli government. All these people claiming Trump was chosen by God and whatnot are just fueling his narcissism. Trump has always been basically a con man, and he's pulled off the greatest con in history here.
I can't imagine how such people will process it mentally when Trump loses the next election, as he probably will. God changed his mind and fired Trump? God had his turn at the game and now it's the Devil's turn?
That town "Ramat Trump" in the Golan doesn't actually exist, by the way. Netanyahu's government is too busy dealing with scandals and legal problems to build an actual town. All they built was the sign. Some later Israel government will need to decide whether to go ahead with construction, and Trump will probably be out of office then, so it's unlikely they'll want to move forward with this embarrassment.
Infidel: Thanx for the post/ link in here on the Trump and Cyrus deal, I must have missed that posting, I don't recall seeing it. Yes, I already knew that the town does not exist, because when it first came on the news, I looked for the location and so forth. I also knew that it was a commemorative private coin, to make a buck I guess {:-) I was not trying to compare Trump to Cyrus, I don't know as much of Cyrus as you do, but know enough of the difference between a great leader and a hustler. The posting was only done for humour. Because the other day, I was talking with some folks here in Dallas, and I made up this story, and used my vocal abilities to imitate what some would picture as the "voice of God" like in the old movies such as "The 10 Commandments", how the person in the movie makes their voice sound (1950's I believe?). So I told them this story of Trump with humour, and when acting as God in tone ... saying "And on this Stump, I shall call thee Trump", etc ... I tried to make it like a Bible story, they got a laugh out of it ... so I figured to make a posting on it {:-)
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