Monday, October 28, 2013


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It could have even been scarier .... (Romney- Ryan Halloween)

Well, it's that time of the year in America again ... the time I'm talking about though here, is time for American's to ONCE AGAIN do what our collective political representation cant do, yet we ALWAYZ do, including showering them in money as well ... that's to stimulate the economy, quickly pumping a few billion dollars into it on Halloween sales.

This year's Halloween posting was partly inspired by a neighbour Tony the other day when he asked me "Hey Tom, ya gonna visit any haunted houses this year?" ... I responded with ... "Hell Tony ... I aint been to Washington D.C. in year's guy ...". Well, Tony didnt quite understand my response right then, but after I told him what I meant, he got a lil laugh, although I was dead serious. As I explained to Tony ... the most haunted houses we have in America 2013 would be on "Capitalism Hill" (aka Capitol Hill) ... and the scariest folk's in America are our politician's (some), with their great pay and benefit's packages that frankly as a whole are about as worthless as tit's on a bull ... who some couldnt even piss on a goddamn anthill if they were standing directly over it their so incompetent.

I call this the "Politically Scared America" edition because ... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh {: ) ... if your not scared now, you will be when you find out what some of these ingrate's in Washington are planning as I write this (and this link/ post is a clear as day short posting on the reality overall of our political representation on both side's and the two- faced backstabbing action's of so many), which is basically another "Grand Fist Fucking" (aka "Grand Bargain") if they can get away with it, those who usually give us alot of "tricks" and not many "treats" let's say. So in the true spirit of the holiday ... here are some real haunted houses from the prairie here in the Dallas- Fort Worth Metroplex, and some in this town are actually some of the best in America as well I may add. Then a lil closing song from another local here in North Dallas "King Diamond" doin his classic "Halloween". So have a fun and safe Halloween sincerly from the Ranch Chimp!


***** PD/ RCJ: "HALLOWEEN" PART'S 3, 2 & 1


Thomas Hudson Pickering aka "Ranch Chimp" & "Commie Tommie" (the car is a 2013 ZL1 Chevy Camaro convertible, with a LSA 6.2 liter supercharged V8 and 580 horsepower engine ... it dont fuck around, and neither do I : )

***** POST NOTE: Let me also be clear here that just because I seem to support/ lean to the left/ liberal side politically, make no mistake ... I am NOT married to any party, or am supported in any way (financially or otherwise) by any of these, so therefore I OWE NOTHING to any of them except what I promise, such as when I "promised" to support this President and his party for 2 term's, I kept that promise. If any of these fuck up's "fuck up" I WILL NOT hesitate to expose that shit here and straight to the fucken point, whether I like any personal trait's about them or not ... you can bank on that shit! {: )


***** DALLAS MORNING NEWS/ GUIDE: 23 Dallas- Fort Worth haunted houses where you can have a spooky time


The Best Haunted House in DFW ... Strangling Brothers Texas Haunted Circus ... Thanx to STRANGLINGBROTHERSTX

The Haunt House: The Fear Within ... Thanx to SPOILSCLOWN

America Haunts: Cutting Edge in Fort Worth ... Thanx to AMERICAHAUNTS


KING DIAMOND: HALLOWEEN ... Thanx to SECTION31CAPTAIN ... this will also be included in this journal's "RCJ Music/ Art's Honour Roll Society"



***** RANCH CHIMP JOURNAL/ YOUTUBE  (posting's preview)

***** RCJ MUSIC/ ART'S HONOUR ROLL SOCIETY (my hand- selected music/ arts picks)

***** THE RESISTANCE/ PERIL'S OF THE POWER POSSE (inspiration for hope & change)



Infidel753 said...

Well, the Repubs certainly aren't going to endorse Halloween as an economic stimulus -- the religious nutters all think it's Satanic.

Freaky videos, especially the first one. It could be taken as an allegory for the teabagger take-over of the Republican party.

Ranch Chimp said...

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh {: ) ... Hell Infidel ... by some of their standard's, the Girl Scouts are satanic, their own mother's, school teacher's, Mother Teresa, Joseph Smith and the list goes on .... On serious note, I dont evebn think some of these Teabag folk's ever took a close look at what they are supporting and realize what they are.

Thanx for tour voice here Infidel ... and have a fun Halloween ....